Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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