What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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