dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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