PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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