next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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