I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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