I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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