Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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