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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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