no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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