Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
