I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Everyone says I win the strip club
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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