some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
What drink are we having for lunch?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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