I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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