Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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