i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
