in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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