He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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