i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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