Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
where are my eyebrows?
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