Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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