he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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