He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
The adults are the big ones right?
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