im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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