spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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