Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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