Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
its not stalking. its research.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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