I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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