So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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