Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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