Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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