I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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