so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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