i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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