What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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