My room smells like vodka and shame
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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