Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
What a dumb baby whore.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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