it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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