and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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