Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
