Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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