No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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