Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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