What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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