He is an equal opportunity slut.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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