she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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