I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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