maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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