ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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