Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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