no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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