Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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