The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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