his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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