I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
no more duck duck goose at the bar
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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