We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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