im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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