Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
ttyl tear gas
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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