Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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