My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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